You Thought You Were Having a Bad Day

By Tim Grubbs
July 22, 2008
Lifestyle

Thank your lucky stars that you are not friends with Matthew Craig Pillers or Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer of San Luis Obispo, California. These two idiots were sentenced last week for an incident in Grover Beach, California which resulted in a fire causing great bodily harm.

Apparently, Pillers and Keiffer thought it would be extremely funny to pour cologne on the crotch of a passed out friend, Elliot Tuleja. While it may have been humorous to stop there, they went one step further, and lit Tuleja’s groin afire. Tuleja suffered severe burns on his testicles.

Alcohol was involved.

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